Ig Nobel Achievements distilled into limerick form
by Martin Eiger, Improbable Research Limerick Laureate
The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, then make them think. For details of all the Ig Nobel Prize–winning achievements, see each year’s special Ig Nobel issue of the magazine, and also see the website.
1998 Ig Nobel Statistics Prize
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The prize was awarded to Jerald Bain of Mt. Sinai Hospital in Toronto and Kerry Siminoski of the University of Alberta for their carefully measured report, “The Relationship Among Height, Penile Length, and Foot Size.” [Published in Annals of Sex Research, vol. 6, no. 3, 1993, pp. 231-5.]
They looked at Moes, Curlys, and Larrys.
They studied some Toms, Dicks, and Harrys.
They measured the size
Of parts of these guys.
Two stay fixed over time, while one varies.
1994 Ig Nobel Chemistry Prize
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In Texas, the threat, Mr. Speaker,
We’re dealing with couldn’t be bleaker.
We ought to compel
A license to sell
A test tube, a flask, or a beaker.
1997 Ig Nobel Peace Prize
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Harold Hillman of the University of Surrey, England for his lovingly rendered and ultimately peaceful report “The Possible Pain Experienced During Execution by Different Methods.” [Published in Perception 1993, vol 22, pp. 745- 53.]
If you’re hanged, if you’re pumped full of lead,
If you’re speared, if they chop off your head,
If you’re poisoned or gassed,
If high voltage is passed,
Does it hurt right before you are dead?
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