What Is It? game 244

Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog. Can you tell us what this thing is? Or make a wild guess?

Give us your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will win T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

For a closer look, and some other mystery items, check out the What Is It? Blog.

Update: the mystery item is a billiard cue lock (you gotta pay if you wanna play). Anker had that one right, and wins a t-shirt from the NeatoShop!  The funniest answer cam from Malyss, who described a "manicure manacle:"

It is an extreme manicure manacle. Normally, you would find these in pairs and they would be bolted onto the arms of chairs at a nail salon. The person having the extreme manicure would place their wrists through the manacle and the salon associate would lock the customer's wrists into place before beginning the manicure.

That's good for a t-shirt, too! Thanks to everyone who played, and be sure to check out all the mystery items at the What Is It? blog.


The Aspis (a javelin) lock of the first of the 300! (prepare for glory) Spartans...

(presumably stolen from the fim set... )

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It is an extreme manicure manacle. Normally, you would find these in pairs and they would be bolted onto the arms of chairs at a nail salon. The person having the extreme manicure would place their wrists through the manacle and the salon associate would lock the customer's wrists into place before beginning the manicure.

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Far less familiar than ancient Chinese foot binding, was the S&M variant of bedroom wrist-binding. The holes on the base-plate are meant to be used to mount this device to the headboard, where a subject's wrist could then be subsequently squeezed in over their head. This, too, fell out of fashion and favor as we matured as a race of civilized beings.

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This is the wall-mounted rifle lock for the #1 marksman in the Zombie Brigade Alpha. He's the only one who gets a lock and a key for his rifle, everyone else has to pick up their rifles from a pile of old rusty cast-offs.

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This artifact was recovered from Area 51. It was taken from the spaceship of Zunar-J-5/9 Doric 4-7, or Jake as the humans call him. He is an alien that resembles an Abyssinian, Although he “came in peace”, he had to have some weapons on hand in case the natives were not friendly. This device is designed to restrain the tongue. Unbeknownst to the general public, this is the origin of the phrase “cat got your tongue”.
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It's the Bobbit-o-Matic 3000! With this device properly fastened to your bedroom wall, you will never again have the inconvenience of your spouse tossing your member from a moving car... simply secure your member in the Bobbit-o-Matic 3000 and hide the key!
(only one ever sold!)

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