Got geeky chickens? This coop, inspired by traditional Hobbit architecture, is the proper home for them:
Collecting eggs is as easy as convincing Hobbits to partake in Second Breakfast, with convenient outdoor access via the external hinged lid of the next box. These latch via hook and eye to provide security against invaders like raccoons--if a group of Oliphaunt war-beasts shows up, however, you may wish to call upon your contacts within the Rohirrim for further assistance.
P.S. Just curious: what do Hobbits taste like?