Look Out! There's A Vicious Goose On The Loose!
You know your building's security has become way too lax when they post a note on the door about the dangerous goose on the loose, instead of simply shooing the thing away.
The note wouldn't be nearly as believable if the culprit weren't posing for the picture with that murderous gleam in his eye!
Ack! My achin' kneecaps...
