Wine and beer pairings are so passe. These days, it's all about soda pairings and what better to partner your soda with than Cool Ranch Doritos. Some sodas failed just as bad as you would imagine, but the best pairing was, surprisingly, Orange Fanta:
This old-world soda was the only offering that actually made the chip more complex. It highlighted the corn flavor, let the tang do its thing, and even enhanced cheesiness. Good carbonation meant our palates were cleansed and ready for another bite. Had we not already tasted our way through two bags of chips and a couple liters of soda, we may have sat there all night enjoying this lovely combination.
That actually does sound like some pretty good snacking right there.