This machete shaped ruler by Palehorse is strictly for hardcore measuring, and not for settling schoolyard arguments.
It has a deadly cool style and the lovely warmth of natural wood, one sharp looking inch at a time.
It won't help you cut a path through the jungle, but it'll make it easy to measure the length of the spider latched onto your face!
Link --via Gizmodo
It was probably cheaper to add the shark than to fix the bench & sidewalk.
(Hey, Jimbo, what you doing here?)