10 Presidents Nobody Remembers

We don't recall ever seeing them on our coins, stamps, or monuments, but we're told the following ten men were once president of the United States. Go figure!

1. Herbert Hoover (President #31, 1929--1933)

Although Herbert Hoover won the 1928 presidential election with almost 60 percent of the vote, today he's basically remembered as a dam. Actually, many Americans probably think he was an FBI director or the guy who invented a vacuum. But Hoover was, in fact, a U.S. president -- and an interesting one to boot. Orphaned at age 9, he worked and scraped his way into the newly minted Stanford University to study mining engineering. There, he married Lou Henry, the only female geology student at the school, and the pair traveled the world evaluating mining sites and learning languages. (In the White House, they often spoke in Mandarin when they didn't want staff eavesdropping.) Hoover's successful coordination of the U.S. Food Administration during WWI paved his way to the Oval Office. Although massively popular early in his term, a little thing called the Great Depression came along and seriously soured his approval rating. Herbert battled bravely against the dusty tide of poverty, but his programs were largely ineffective. Sorry, Herbert. Great dam, though. Great dam.

2. Martin Van Buren (President #8, 1837--1841)

Despite earning catchy nicknames such as "The Little Magician" and "The Red Fox of Kinderhook" on the political battlefield, M.V.B. is far from the MVP of the American presidency. One title he can claim, though, is that of the first president not of British descent. Van Buren was the son of a Dutch tavern owner and gained his taste for politics listening to debates in the rowdy rooms of the family saloon. A self-taught lawyer, the politically adept Van Buren quickly rose up the governmental ranks, landing a spot as President Andrew Jackson's secretary of state in 1828. By keeping clear of the Cabinet infighting that marred Jackson's first term, Van Buren replaced John Calhoun as Jackson's vice president in the second term. In 1836, he won the presidency, but soon fizzled out in a daze of leadership defeats and ineffective policies. Don't look for him on the penny any time soon.

3. Warren Harding (President #29, 1921--1923)

Warren G. Harding is generally regarded as the worst president ever. He was disappointing from the get-go, as the very basis of his campaign was boring. Harding ran on the promise of a "return to normalcy," which he (somehow) felt people craved following Woodrow Wilson's bold and visionary term. To make things worse, Harding ran the White House like a kind of boys' club, where he and some friends known as the "Ohio Gang" enjoyed drinking, playing golf, and cheating on their wives. (Harding is widely rumored to have paid a gambling debt with antique White House china.) After admitting to friends that he felt overmatched by the job of president, Harding gave his Cabinet free reign and treated the presidency as more of a ceremonial post. Just as the friends he'd appointed were being nailed for corruption one after another, Harding contracted what doctors assumed was ptomaine poisoning and died of a related heart attack. No autopsy was performed, but rumors abounded that his wife poisoned him to protect what legacy he had left.

4. James Monroe (Presidet #5, 1817-1825)

Monroe is proof that being a good president doesn't make you memorable. It's a shame though, because the guy led a pretty memorable life. While still a teenager, he inherited his family's plantation and ran it before heading off to college. He later dropped out of school to fight in the American Revolution. After gaining distinction as a leader and a patriot, Monroe was named the U.S. minister to France in 1794, and five years later, he was elected governor of Virginia. When Monroe took over the presidency, the country was on a high from a booming economy, so his political obstacles were easily vaulted. In fact, when it came time for re-election in 1820, everyone was so fat and happy they just said, "Eh, keep it up," and let him run (mostly) unopposed. His presidency has been called the "Era of Good Feelings," and while J.M. doesn't get much airtime nowadays, he's got no reason to hang his head.

5. Chester Arthur (President #21, 1881--1885)

Most people don't know ol' Chesty for anything other than his mammoth moustache. But he should be remembered as a guy who rose to the occasion. As a young man, Arthur worked on civil rights cases in New York before succumbing to the corrupt New York political machine of Roscoe "Boss" Conkling. (How anyone could fail to detect corruption in someone named Roscoe "Boss" Conkling is beyond us.) In 1881, Arthur became vice president under James Garfield, but soon butted heads with the president over an appointment that sapped Conkling's power. In fact, Arthur and Garfield were hardly communicating when, a few months later, Garfield was assassinated, and Arthur suddenly became the big cheese. Instead of behaving like a pawn as everyone expected, Arthur became a man of the people, taking steps to cut back on cronyism and rebuffing pressures from big business. And what do you call him? The president with the big moustache. Nice going!

6. Millard Fillmore (President #13, 1850--1853)

Today, Millard Fillmore's name is synonymous with overlooked. Need proof? In February 2006, a group called the Friends of Millard Fillmore hosted the 38th annual FOMF Trivia Hunt, a contest celebrating obscure knowledge. Fillmore was born in 1800 to a destitute family, but thanks to a merciless work ethic, he taught himself to read and eventually became a lawyer. That quickly segued into politics, and in 1848, the Whigs ran Fillmore for VP alongside Zachary Taylor. The pair won the election, but remained divided by their views on slavery (Taylor being a southern slave owner, and Fillmore, well, not). When Taylor died, Fillmore tried to appease the North and South by supporting the Compromise of 1850. Unfortunately, the move alienated the North and created a fair share of enemies on both sides. Thus tainted, he lost several bids for re-election and died of a stroke in 1874.

7. Franklin Pierce (President #14, 1853-1857)

The son of a two-term New Hampshire governor, Pierce rode the coattails of nepotism into the U.S. House and Senate by age 30. In 1852, he came out of nowhere to win the presidency. He beat out seemingly more dedicated candidates with a platform essentially based on trying to avoid the hot-button issue of slavery. But his presidency didn't get off to a good start. Two months before Pierce took office, his 11-year-old son was killed in a train wreck. Hampered by heartbreak, Pierce tried not to rock the boat of peace between the North and South, but that plan didn't exactly pan out. By signing the Kansas-Nebraska Act in 1854, he inadvertently launched a frenzy of shooting matches in Kansas and re-awakened the conflict surrounding slavery. The Democrats reeling, Pierce was abandoned and denied the chance to run for a second term.

8. Rutherford B. Hayes (President #19, 1877--1881)

Rutherford B. Hayes is slightly more memorable due to the catchiness of his name, but he's still more than obscure enough to make our list. Raised by a single mother, Hayes worked his way up in the world from next to nothing, studying at Harvard and practicing law in Cincinnati. When the Civil War erupted, Hayes was 39 and a father of three. Nonetheless, he volunteered to fight and quickly distinguished himself as a valuable leader. After parlaying this fame into a Senate seat and then the governorship of Ohio, he received the Republican presidential nomination in 1876. Until the chad-alicious scandal of 2000, this was perhaps America's most contested election --ending with a special Congressional committee declaring Hayes the winner over Samuel J. Tilden by one electoral vote. Once he took office, Hayes got right to work healing a nation still battered by the Civil War. He later claimed to have inherited the country "divided and distracted" and left it "united, harmonious and prosperous." Unfortunately for ol' Rutherford, harmony and prosperity alone won't get your mug on Mount Rushmore.

9. John Tyler (President #10, 1841--1845)

John Tyler was up against it from the start. For one thing, he only got to be president because he was the VP under William Henry Harrison, who died of pneumonia following his inauguration speech. Let's put it this way: When your nicknames include "His Accidency," you're not destined to make a splash. After Harrison's unscheduled departure, Tyler's orchestration of an orderly transfer of power was his only recognized political success. Tyler didn't want to alienate Harrison's supporters, so he retained the departed president's Cabinet. Unfortunately, they had little respect for their new leader. When he once vetoed a bill they favored, all but one of them resigned. That's pretty much how the presidency went for Tyler. In fact, his own Whig party tried to have him impeached. Tyler gamely ran for re-election in 1844, but was persuaded to withdraw. Broke, Tyler returned to his Virginia plantation and spent a lot of time supporting the secession of the South. (That didn't work out so well either.)

10. Zachary Taylor (President #12, 1849-1850)

Despite his privileged upbringing, ownership of slaves, and reputation as an "Indian fighter," Zachary Taylor was the most popular man in America when he won the election in 1848. Like many members of our list, Taylor spent much of his presidency wrestling with the question of slavery. Unfortunately, this left little time for him to wrestle with the question of how not to contact cholera, and he died of the disease in 1850. Millard Fillmore took office next, almost immediately signing the Compromise of 1850 and wiping out what little progress Taylor had made. Welcome to the annals of anonymity, Zach.

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This article by Christopher Connolly is from the May-June 2005 issue of mental_floss magazine. It is reprinted here with permission.

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As a foreigner, most of these names don't ring a bell (great dam though, Hoover), but President James Monroe and his Monroe Doctrine are too important to be left out. His term might be unimpressive domestically, but his legacy in shaping world politics in the two centuries to come should not be ignored.
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A number of these guys are pretty important historically. Hoover, after whom the big dam in Nevada is named, was the last president to try austerity to fix an economy in ruins. He failed, and set the stage for FDR's New Deal. James Monroe is remembered for the Monroe Doctrine, which was the main underpinning for the concept of Manifest Destiny (that the U.S. should stretch from that Atlantic to the Pacific ocean). Zack Taylor was also pretty important, as he, as a U.S. Army General, was a big reason Mexico ceded California, New Mexico, Nevada and Arizona to the U.S. This propelled him into the presidency.

Where's William Henry Harrison (who died after just 30 days in office) and Andrew Johnson (who undid Reconstruction)? The incompetent Martin Tyler is a good choice, as is Warren Harding. But why not Calvin Coolidge?
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Sad about Hoover; he was practically considered a saint in some parts of the world for the relief work he organized after World War I, but now he's The President Who Caused The Great Depression.
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