Guess What's Inside The Amazing Spider-Man Mystery Box - Neatorama

w00t! The Amazing Spider-Man has landed at the NeatoHQ! If you're a fan of the web slinger, you can win the goodies inside this Spider-Man Mystery Box that our pals over at Hasbro sent to us.

Undoubtedly, many of you with strong Google-fu can find out what's actually inside the box, so the game is a bit different. Here are the rules:

1. Guess the funniest and wildest thing you can imagine is inside the Amazing Spider-Man box. One item guess per comment, please.

2. With each comment, enter a NeatoShop item you'd like (anything in stock, $25 or less). May we suggest the Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, and the Zombie Shop categories?

3. You can enter as many guesses as you'd like, but they have to be in separate comments.

4. Incomplete entries forfeit the prize.

Funniest guesses will win a random item from the mystery box, or their selection of one NeatoShop item. Good luck!

Update 7/5/12: The Amazing Spider-Man Mystery Box Winners

Contest closed! Thank you for playing, everyone!

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1. One of the Lizard's tail sheds. Spiderman keeps getting dooped by his caudal anatomy.

2. Deal with this self-inking stamp.

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1. Spiderman's Webitard.
2. Deal with this self-inking stamp.

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oops messed up my first comment please ignore! thanks

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sam raimi’s HORROR movie ideas were stored here, after the spiderman movies he quickly removed them, put his action movie ideas in it and sealed it up for good. covered it in spiderman to remind him.threw it in the tsunami to be destroyed forever, it just recently washed up on the oregon coast…to his dismay. please neatorama do not open it!

kermit banjo the muppet tin lunch box

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sam raimi's action movie ideas were stored here, after the spiderman movies he quickly removed them, put his action movie ideas in it and sealed it up for good. covered it in spiderman to remind him.threw it in the tsunami to be destroyed forever, it just recently washed up on the oregon coast...to his dismay. please neatorama do not open it!

kermit banjo the muppet tin lunch box

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1. a dismembered guy in a Spider-Man costume

2. Zombie Wars - The Living Dead Strike Back - Zombie Poster

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1. Alfred Molina's Doc Ock fat from Spider-Man 2.

2. R2-D2-Star-Wars-Lunch-Kit-with-Sound

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1. Spidy's sticky liquid secretions. (Get your mind out of the gutter... It's craft glue, EXCELSIOR!!!)

2. Doctor Who - Cybermen Collector Set (Set of 5)

Thanks guys, always fun!

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1. The farts of every cast and crew member who worked on The Amazing Spider-Man.

2. Airmail Mighty Wallet

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Schrodinger's Spider

Han Solo Ice cube tray

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Magic Mike
Electro Man Surge Protector

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crocodile tears

Robot Matryoshka

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spiderweb bikinis

Robot Matryoshka

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daddy long legs

Angry Birds - Plush Slippers

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1. DEADPOOL. Deadpool is in that box in a hot pink bikini over his suit like a stripper in a cake and if you open it, he'll burst out with confetti and noisemakers and go ARE YOU SURPRISED YET?!

2. The Avengers Stainless Steel LiquidLock bottle

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box of radioactive spiders

Angry Birds - Plush Slippers

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1. Spray on Web Condoms... Tragically ineffective.

2. Mighty Power Mighty Mouse T-Shirt XL

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1. A special Spider-Man protective cup: so you don't have that awkward bulge in your spandex, and so the ladies don't know what you're REALLY thinking ;)

2. Support Cloning T-Shirt, Military Green, XL
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Support-Cloning

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There is something that looks like a rabbit's head with white beady eyes next to it, and it is freaking me out!

Neoprene Case - Cassette

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It contains Spider-Man's favorite rice - Uncle Ben's

Fox – Ladies Bifold Wallet

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With great box comes great responsibility

Never Grow Up T-Shirt – Ladies Small Ash Gray

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1. Please be Channing Tatum in a Spider-Man thong...** please, please, please **

2. The Muppet Movie Tin Lunchbox

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1. A can of 'make you own webs' spray
2. Buckycubes

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1. Hoover's FBI file on Peter Parker...(we all know that it's out there)

2. Eskimo Pi t-shirt
Large
white

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A bunch of real spiders waiting to feast on your flesh and soul.

Star Wars 4-Piece Collector Glass Set

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the ashes of Uncle Ben (he's dead, right?).
Again, anything bacon related.
thanks,

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Just a great big sloppy glob of used cobwebs from the filming of the new movie. It’s a piece of America cinema history!!
Posting again b/c I forgot to include my gimme item...ummm,anything bacon related. Thanks.

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Just a great big sloppy glob of used cobwebs from the filming of the new movie. It's a piece of America cinema history!!

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One More Day

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/The-Amazing-Spider-Man-Glasses

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A spiderman mask/disguise

I want to be a non-conformist like everybody else, medium/black

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another, smaller box leftover from Spider-Man 3

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Tesla-Finger-Puppet-and-Magnet

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The power of the sun in the palm of your hand

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bowler-Hat

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(Spoiler) A Gwen Stacy that is both alive and dead at the same time

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Steampunk-Aviator-Goggles

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A mirror, because we all have a Spiderman lurking inside of us.

I want to believe, alien version t-shirt, large, chocolate.

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1:A buyer's remorse kit complete with ways to cope with the loss of the two hours you spent watching the movie.

2:Deal with this self-inking stamp.

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My very own clone saga

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/This-Is-Not-a-Drill
Size: xxl

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A hole

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Pink-Freud

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(Posting again b/c my previous comment isn't showing for some reason.)

1.) The hearts of all your interns ;).

2.) http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Fuzz-Crime-Scene-Scarf

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Keys to the spider-mobile

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/1970s-Tuxedo-Shirt
xxl

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1.) The hearts of your interns ;).

2.) http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Fuzz-Crime-Scene-Scarf

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1:A How-to-Guide titles 'How to Mock the Spider-Man premier movie-goers.' Includes a bullhorn, silly string, and a can of fake plastic spiders rings.

2:Trash and Recycling Mini Storage Bin set

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1.) Toby McGuire himself, at the same size he was in Seabiscuit, as I am pretty sure at that size he would fit.

2.)http://www.neatoshop.com/product/The-Original-Keyboard-Cat
Ash Gray, Small

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(SPOILER!) An urn containing the ashes of Gwen Stacy. (Actually the ashes of copies of all the Spider-Man comic issues in which she appeared, along with a few of Stan Lee's toenail clippings)

Dalek Action Figure (prefer orange 'Scientist')
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Dalek-Scientist-Action-Figure-Doctor-Who-New-Paradigm-Dalek

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Some "Mary Jane" If you know what I mean...

Look Out Schrodinger’s Cat T-Shirt - Large - Chocolate

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1. Spider-Man himself
2. Skeleton Sandals

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1: Spider-Man toilet paper. It's weblike properties will catch anything that may fly away.

2:Trash and Recycling Mini Storage Bins

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Toby Maguire's dignity

Exterminate T in 2XL in Nvy. Thanks!

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1. Spider-man's guilt about Gwen's death.

2. Superman - be the hero apron

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A radioactive spider.

Glow-in-the-Dark Bones T-Shirt (Large)

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The black ooze from Prometheus. Spawns new conversations every time you open the box, and opens up the possibility of a Spider-Man/ALIEN crossover.

Powered by Caffeine XL, please.

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Toby McGuire's MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss
2. Look Out Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt, XL, Chocolate http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Look-Out-Schroedingers-Cat-Its-a-Trap

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whip-slingers: C02-powered whipped cream dispensers you can wear on your wrists. Every barista will want them.

Battle Damage T-shirt, XL, military green.

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Don't forget:

1. Your funniest guess
2. NeatoShop item ($25 or less, please!)

Good luck!

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