What Is It? game 231



Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog! Do you know what the object in this picture is? You can win even if you don't know!

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will each win a T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

Check out the What Is It? Blog for another picture of the backside of this mystery thing. Good luck!

Update: the scary-looking object in question is a chainsaw bumper spike, or dog bumper. It attaches to a chain saw and is held against a tree to help steady the saw while it cuts. Read more about it at the What Is It? blog. The first correct answer came from Berhard, who wins a t-shirt! The funniest answer came from Colin M, who said it was a "megalodonometer."
That’s obviously a tool used be a Ichthyologist, they use it to measure the size of a sharks teeth, but only when they are still in the sharks mouth, hence the reason for the two bolt holes, which is used to mount to a stick, cause I do not know a Marine Biologist that would put their hand inside a sharks mouth.

That's good enough for a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! Thanks to everyone who played this week, and thanks to the What Is It? blog.

One half of a pair of attachments for politicians to wear on their shoes to help keep them firmly on the fence about whatever issue they are supposed to be passionately for and/or against.

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Chainsaw "Felling Dogs" they sit on the front of the main housing to help roll the bar into the log. Basically give you a pivot point and help force the bar up or down.
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It's a perforator *HULK SMASH!* used for making delicate perforations *HULK SMASH!* in cardboard and *HULK SMASH!* paper items in order to *HULK SMASH!* make for easier tearing *HULK SOOOOOOOOORYYYYYY!*

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It's a vanity Mohawk for Geoff Peterson, Craig Ferguson's late-night co-host. You know...For when he wants to switch-it-up a little.

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What is it it exactly? Hard to say, but I can guarantee you it was a prop in the movie death race 2000 with Silvester Stalone. 100 points for nailing that one.

- look out shroedinger's cat, its a trap, lrg blk thanks
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That's obviously a tool used be a Ichthyologist, they use it to measure the size of a sharks teeth, but only when they are still in the sharks mouth, hence the reason for the two bolt holes, which is used to mount to a stick, cause I do not know a Marine Biologist that would put their hand inside a sharks mouth. The tool is called a megalodonometer.

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Because the shackle sneakers created such a backlash, Adidas has turned to plan B. Toothed metal plates that can be screwed on to your kicks to protect you from your envious colleagues. TSA has yet to issue a ruling regarding their acceptance on commercial flights.

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I AM NOT PARTICIPATING IN THE COMPETITION! THIS COMMENT IS A REGULAR COMMENT AND MY OWN THOUGHT.

Doesn't it look like a face?

It's a portable wave measurement device for growing waves. The mamma wave lifts it up and checks her children's size with this. XD

Alternately it is a primitive denture for a vampire.

Or, a 2d horn mould for demons and devils.

NO PRIZE, PLEASE!!! I PLAYED ONLY FOR AMUSEMENT!!!
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A famous part of American history - - this is the "grille" that George Washington would attach to his false teeth (with wood screws) when he was hunting zombies and vampires.
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Ah yes, a link off of a backscratcher chainsaw commonly used by the lonely, lonely lumberjacks of the north east to get that spot they just can't reach.

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It's a device for figuring out how tall people are. Mount it prongs-down on a door jamb that is exactly six feet off the ground, the shortest prong sticking furthest out. Shorter people may miss the first three, taller people might hit the first one.

Simply subtract the length of the prong with the most scalp and hair from six feet and _bingo_ you know how tall that person is.

Couldn't be simpler.
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That is quite obviously the back fin of the infamous North Dakotan Robot Piranha.

Now I'd like the star trek command uniform, but it looks like that's only available in M. Should that become available in 2XL, I'd like it, please. Otherwise I'll pass on the T-Shirt and just participate for the fun of it.
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