A man in Osceola County, Florida stands accused of robbing a Lowe's outlet. Unfortunately for him, the golf cart that he picked up at a local nudist colony was not up to the task of delivering him away from the scene:

"He tried to run across Pleasant Hill Road, and a white pickup truck was blocking his way, so he walked up to that pickup truck driver and punched him in the face," Lizasuain said.

Officials said the driver was not hurt.

Deputies said Hodges then stole a golf cart from a nudist community near the Lowes.

By that time, deputies were already at the scene to make the arrest.

This would make a pretty good mission scenario for the next Grand Theft Auto game.

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo (unrelated) via Flickr user @cdharrison