Woman Marries Self

File this under who-needs-a-man: Tired of waiting for someone to come along and make her happy, 36-year-old Nadine Schweigert realized that she's already got that someone ... herself! So she decided to get married:

Nadine Schweigert says her wedding went so perfectly that it left her in awe.

The bride wore a long, satiny dress in peacock blue and carried a cluster of white roses. Schweigert’s best friend stood up for her. After the ceremony, guests enjoyed white wedding cake enrobed in peacock-blue fondant and New Orleans-style king cake.

The affair was missing just one, teensy detail: a groom.

In a purely symbolic ceremony, the 36-year-old “married” herself before a crowd of 45 friends and family members Saturday at Ecce Gallery in Fargo.

During the observance, the Fargo woman read her vows: “I, Nadine, promise to enjoy inhabiting my own life and to relish a lifelong love affair with my beautiful self.” She presented herself with a ring and invited all guests to “blow kisses to the whole world” at the point of the traditional, bride-groom lip-lock.

The best thing is that she doesn't have to change her last name! Tammy Swift of Inforum has the story: Link - via Shine

Not the first time this has happened, nor is it the first time Neatorama has reported it:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/23/woman-engaged-to-marry-herself/

(That link isn't the same story posted here, but a similar one Neatorama found a couple of years ago.)
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So if she eventually does find some one she wants to marry do all her family and friends have to politely pretend this farce never happened. If you feel you have to shout that you really really are happy this loudly it's usually to drown out some heavy duty unhappy!
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Good thing she didn't get cold feet and leave herself standing at the altar.

This somes like some really bizarre publicity stunt, because what sane person could do this? I imagine the audience is composed of the sort of people who slow down to look at car accidents, or someone would have said, "This is the stupidest idea you've ever had."
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A public ceremony to declare that she's simply happy with who she is? I suspect not. Or she's just an inflated narcissist. Either way, not news.
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She could be onto something if the IRS allows her to take two deductions at tax time. Hell, maybe you could marry yourself say 10X and get a lot off your yearly tax bill.
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If you're satisfied with your life as a couple, you don't have to have a public wedding either. But people do, and that's not considered nutty and self absorbed.

It's an unusual situation, but I don't think it's really all that different than a wedding to another person in terms of motivation.
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...and sad. No one told her? If you're satisfied with your life as a single person, you don't have a public "wedding" to yourself. You just live.
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