Brawndo, the thirst mutilator energy drink enjoyed by the citizens of the future in the hilarious Mike Judge movie Idiocracy, is now a delicious reality thanks to geek visionaries Dave Dalton and Cr...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/real-life-brawndo-fountain-as-seen-in-idiocracy/(YouTube Link) Patton Oswalt stars as one of the original internet trolls in this hilarious comedy short. He's hoofed, hairy and misunderstood-get to know one of the web's most notorious figures, and you'll find that...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/patton-oswalt-is-the-internet-troll/Remember No. 337, the intrepid penguin that escaped from the Tokyo Sea Life Park a couple of months ago? It has been spotted in Tokyo Bay looking none the worse for wear:...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/escaped-penguin-spotted-in-tokyo-bay/Apparently even the mighty Disney corporation has let some rather questionable merchandise slip through the cracks over the years, and characters such as Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck have been placed in compromising...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/odd-disney-stuff-from-around-the-globe/(YouTube Link) Granny G is a senior with hip hop in her soul, and she's got some advice for any young man thinking about bringing another fatherless child into the world. Watch her display her serious rhyming skill...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/granny-g-raps-about-family-values/Sohowfastcanyouread?Really?Areyousure?Well,we'llseeaboutthat,whydon'twe.* Head on over to this nifty webpage over at Staples to see how you stack up against the national average: Link...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/how-fast-can-you-read/(Video Link) Who would ever think of using a jawbreaker as a sculpting material? YouTube user hifijohn did. In this long, meditative video, he gently shapes one mounted on a lathe. It gradually takes the shape of an...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/making-a-shot-glass-out-of-a-giant-jawbreaker/[YouTube Clip] Hollywood may have movie stars home tours but 37-year-old Czech translator Petr Sourek has something even better: a tour of the homes of the corrupt Rich and In...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/home-tours-of-the-corrupt-rich-and-infamous/Slingbots - $9.95 Do you ever have the urge to shoot robot heads at friends, family, and coworkers? Now you can with the Sligbots from the NeatoShop. This great indoor or outdoor toy lets you shoot soft foam robot heads...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/slingbots/Even a four-wheel drive truck isn't going to make it over high, shifting sand dunes. That's why design student Frederic Schwab thinks that an ambulance for the roughest desert terrain should be pulled by a camel. He...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/design-concept-a-modern-camel-drawn-ambulance/(YouTube link) Meet Disco, a parakeet who has plenty to say! "What's the problem, officer?" is probably the most useful of his varied repertoire, although he also does foreign languages, and impressions of other speci...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/disco-the-gay-old-bird/Think you've got problem? Meet Desmond Hatchett, who has fathered 30 children with 11 different women. Now, he's asking the courts for a break ... on child support because he's making...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/man-fathered-30-children-asking-for-relief-from-child-support/(YouTube link) Here, for once and for all, is proof that everyone in the world over the age of ten knows the theme song to the TV show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air by heart. And they don't mind to sing it for...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/will-smith-on-the-graham-norton-show/Death to Hipster granny hates hipster before it was cool. But doesn't that make her the ultimate hipster? Via CubiclebotSee also: I Blame Hipsters T-shirt from the NeatoShop hipster, deat...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/death-to-hipster-granny/Florence is a nurse shark who lives in an aquarium in Birmingham, UK. She's a strict vegetarian. Even when her caretakers wrap fish in lettuce, she turns away from it. Instead, she competes with other herbivores for...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/vegetarian-shark-eschews-meat/Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced a change in his relationship status yesterday. The 28-year-old billionaire married his girlfriend of nine years, Priscilla Chan yesterday. Chan received her medical degree l...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/zuckerberg-changes-his-status/That's one way to clean the house: a woman in Superior, Wisconsin, decided to hold an "ex-husband" garage sale where she threw out all of her husband's worldly possessions,...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/hell-hath-no-garage-sale-like-a-woman-scorned/If you want to climb out of that garbage compactor, you'll need some sturdy handholds. Hang Fast volumes makes several appropriate ones, including volumes that are shaped like the Death Star, R2-D2's head, and the *e...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/star-wars-climbing-wall-holds/When their plane was delayed, the members of the Lemon Bucket Orkestra had an idea on how to pass the time: Our plane got delayed 20 minutes so we got out...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/a-little-airplane-music/Embiggen over at DOGHOUSE: Link - via Fashionably Geek map, battle, closet space, Doghouse Comics...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/battle-of-closet-space/Underpants Candy - $4.95 Boxers or briefs? Tell the world you love your tighty whities with the Underpants candy from the NeatoShop. This fun candy is shaped like a comfy pair of underwear. Don't worry they are Tutti...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/underpants-candy/I'd say because it's more delicious, but that's not what Brian Wansink of Cornell University Food and Brand Lab found out: it's because meat is macho. "To t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/why-men-prefer-to-eat-red-meat/May 8th was National Teacher Day, and teachers have a message for all you parents. Jimmy Kimmel obliged to send along the clip: Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] (A bit of NSF...
https://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/20/teacher-to-parents-on-national-teacher-day-you-suck/(Video Link) How do you deal with having outside cats when you live in an upstairs apartment? Well, you could teach your cats to just wait outside your lobby for you to get home...or you could train them to grab on ti...
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