When you're looking for an outhouse, they shouldn't be this hard to find. I understand you want them located away from the main house, but these are far away from anything! However, the locations were probably selected for the incredible views, which make a photo gallery of outhouses something worth looking through. Link
(Image credit: Flickr user Jim Bahn)
Every once in a while a simple typo gives the impression that you guys work on smartphones.
Off in the shimmering heat distance, I could see an outhouse.
Was it a mirage?
No, as I grew closer, I was sure it was really an outhouse.
Finally I reached it.
I reached for the latch, but it was jammed.
I jiggled the handle.
"Occupied!" a voice called from within.