Extremely High Waisted Pants

And only $1094.00!!!!

so...they're kinda like overalls, except without sleeves? how...inventive??

Finally a good use of our fashion designers! Think of the savings at the dry cleaners, no more blouses here, it's all pants from now on, at $0.99 each! Haha! Think of what we can do with all that saved money! And the time savings! No more putting your arms through holes or picking out a "matching shirt". You might as well have Polio if you're going to be that old fashioned. With all our newfound free time we can do something awesome with all that extra drycleaning money.

I think we're going to be all right.

I'm so high waisted that I could probably pull these off. Mind you, I'm not bragging.

Ferb from 'Phineas & Ferb' anyone?

I love this. I'm literally sitting here all alone laughing like I've gone insane. I need a version of these for my three year old so I can laugh all day long. It will be good for her.

Astounding that people are paid to invent such crap.

They copied this guy. http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2012/03/25/fashion-fail-your-pants-can-never-be-too-high/

On the other hand if they come in ugly garish printed fabric they would totally be a hit with the hipster crowd.

Kind of makes taking a number 1 a little hard doesn't it?