We do not accept any claims for beauty as it is not objectively measurable.
We do not currently recognise 'gluttony' records whereby people consume mass amounts of food.
Due to the medical condition elephantiasis, we do not monitor a category for largest head.
And though it will break Alex's heart and make him feel like he's wasted the past year of his life, he needs to know that:
We do not accept claims for elbow licking.
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