Oh, the things you do when you're drunk. Jill told us about the Saga of Dirk The Penguin, who was stolen from Australia's Sea World one night. Now, we find out how it happened:

Reporter: Early sunday morning, three hungover friends woke to find a penguin in their living room.

Man: Hello Mr. Penguin ... I can't believe we stole a penguin

Penguin: Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa ...

It's The Hangover ... in real life. The only thing missing is Mike Tyson: Hit play or go to Link [YouTube]