As if taking a Carnival cruise weren't horrifying enough, the company recently announced plans to host a cruise themed after the SAW movie franchise. Here's the official blurb from Carnival:
Let’s play a game…onboard the beautiful and luxurious Carnival Glory! If you’re a Fan of the “SAW” movies, you don’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cruise with your favorite “SAW” Celebrities. This amazing (5) night cruise departs from New York City and travels to the most beautiful points in Canada (the last six “SAW” movies were filmed in Canada).
During this amazing cruise, you will be able to party with the “SAW” Stars and meet other fans who love “SAW” just like you! You will attend fantastic pool and dance parties, question and answer Sessions and many special events. You can also get autographs from the “SAW” stars, take FREE individual photos with the “SAW” stars, attend FREE movie screenings, and much, much more.
So if you're one of the five SAW superfans with enough money to afford a five night cruise, your dreams are about to come true. If not, just think about how much more fun you'll be having by NOT taking a SAW themed cruise!
--via Slash Film