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Guess What's Inside The Avengers Box

Hello, Neatoramanauts! Look at what showed up today at NeatoHQ. Can you guess what's inside The Avengers box? If you got it right, then it's yours. Not a clue? Make something up - we'll award the funniest guesses, too.

Here's how to play the game:

1. Guess what's inside The Avengers box - One guess per comment, please
2. With each comment, please enter a NeatoShop item (anything in stock, $25 or less) that you'd like. May we suggest the Funny T-shirt, Zombie Shop, and the Gifts for Geeks categories?
3. To add a bit of fun: You can enter as many different guesses as you'd like ... but they all have to have different NeatoShop items, mmkay?
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize

We'll award prizes (both the The Avengers items and NeatoShop items) soon!

Got that? So, in the words of immortal words of Nick Fury, "Gentlemen, you're up!"


Do not try and open the box. That's impossible, it is sealed. Instead... only try to realize the truth, that there is no box. Then you'll see, that it is not you who opens the box, but it is the box that opens you.

(4 out of 5 doctors prefer me XXL)
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Hulk Gamma Green Smash fists
Iron Man Tri-Power Repulsor
captain america mask
10In Mark VII Iron man action figure with battle sounds
Anvergers Iron Man action figure
Anvegers Hulk action figure
Avengers Thor action figure
Avengers Captaian America action figure
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Group Shot of Captain American, Thor, Iron Man and The Hulk. Four Lockers containing Iron man (Tony Stark)Hulk(Bruce Banner), Captain America( Captain Steve Rodgers) and Thor 3.75inch action Figures. Also an Iron Man Mark VII deluxe action figure, Hulk green gamma smash fists, Iron Man Tri-power Repulsor and Iron Man mask

Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray
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How about something that's is so cool that it makes me forget the marketing ploys of Hollywood and remember the fun I used to have with comic books. To add to that how about the switchblade spork? because I suddenly wished I could still order those x-ray specs sold in old school comics.
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1. It’s probably an action figure of one of the characters: Captain Thor Hulk made out of Iron I bet.

2. Tardis Lunch Box -- and by Tardis Lunch Box, I mean Crime Scene Scarf since it seems to be out of stock.
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Given it's from Hasbro, it'll probably be the action figures for Thor, Cap America, Iron Man and the Hulk. There's also probably room for Hulk hands and maybe an Iron Man mask. Hell, you might even get one of those Iron Man repulsor jobbies and a talking Iron Man figure too!

I'll have some bucky cubes please. Ta.
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Its an action figure and playset based on a scene that was cut from the movie

Seal (musician): The Worst Avenger & Setting of his break-up with Heidi Klum. Included is his main weapon looks that can kill

Neoprene Case - Camera
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print featuring a group shot of Captain America, Thor, Iron Man and Hulk.four compartments made to look like lockers. respective 3.75 inch action figure. A trunk filled with Hulk hands, an Iron Man mask, a deluxe Iron Man figure and a Iron Man Tri-Power repulsor.

I'd like a Taco Yummy Pocket when you get them back in stock.
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The box holds the lockers of the Avengers' high school selves. the lockers hold more teenage angst than all of Dawson's Creek.

Chocolate cupcake Yummy Pocket.
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Guess: four Avengers action figures - Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America, Thor

Shop: The Time of Angels Mini Set - Doctor Who http://www.neatoshop.com/product/The-Time-of-Angels-Mini-Set-Doctor-Who
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The box holds the lockers of the Avenger's high school selves. The lockers hold more dramatic teenage angst than in the whole of Dawson's Creek.

Chocolate Cupcake Yummy Pocket.
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Its a life size blow up doll of Joss Whedon. And when you touch his tra-la-la he sings Grrrrrr AAARRRRG!

Maleficent - Disney POP! Vinyl Figure ^_^
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Action Figures of Neatorama's Avengers Against Internet Trolls: Miss Cellania, Zeon Santos, Alex, Jill Harness, John Farrier, & the Neatobot

Creature Mix-Zebra
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When Nick Fury lost his eye, he thought that it was gone forever. However, it was actually retrieved, and now sits in a glass jar, on a small platform, in that box.

Metal pen w/ level and screwdriver.
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action figures (hulk, thor, iron man, captain america) and Gamma Green Smash Fists,captain america mask, Iron Man Tri-Power Repulsor

Zombie Head Decanter. please!!
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MARVEL THE AVENGERS Repulsor Strike IRON MAN Mark VII Figure (10 Inches)
MARVEL THE AVENGERS GAMMA STRIKE HULK Figure (10 Inches)
MARVEL THE AVENGERS Mighty Strike THOR Figure (10 Inches)
MARVEL THE AVENGERS Ultra Strike CAPTAIN AMERICA Figure (10 Inches)

T-Shirts › Artists › Mark Heath › Pair O'Normal Events Size XL
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