The author of the Tumblr blog Text From Dog posts screenshots of the conversations with his dog. There's no need to explain to me that dogs can't text. You can explain that to the guy at the blog. I'll just enjoy them. Some NSFW text.
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He has me well trained. I'm no longer able to eat the last bite of toast without feeling guilty for not offering it to him. I get even by nibbling down the size of the bite first.