What Is It? game 219 - Neatorama

Once again, it's time for our collaboration with the always amusing What Is It? Blog. Do you know what the pictured item is? Can you make a wild and ridiculous guess?

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Post no URLs or weblinks, as doing so will forfeit your entry. Two winners: the first correct guess and the funniest (albeit ultimately wrong) guess will win T-shirt from the NeatoShop.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize, okay? May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

For more clues, check out the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!

Update: the mystery object is a simple ice cube crusher. The first with that answer was just a guess, who wins a t-shirt! The funniest answer came from upiru, who said, "It’s a chewing-gum tester of course. Some clever students even use it to chew their gum discretly under the classroom table." That's good for a shirt, too! Congratulations, and thanks to everyone who played along. See the answers to all the mystery items of the week at the What Is It? blog.

This is a Goth-erator. It's used to instantly turn teenagers into multiple pierced goths. It generally comes with a 4 inch wide paintbrush, for applying white makeup, & a 2 inch wide brush, for black.
Quasars are Far Out, adult size XL

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I think it is a "nosebleeder"...

Neatobot walking xxl Navy

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Yes men,now you too, can have that rugged look by using the Popeil "Pock-it" Plier System."

I was abducted by aliens Mens XL

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I cannot believe that no one has figured this out yet! This clamp is used combine two steel plates together. It is primarily used in construction.

Resurrection explained. Mens. Large.

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Maybe this is a kitchen devise used to break ice cubes.
I was so confused that I forgot to request a T-Shirt
I would like to have a Neatoramabot Blue XL please

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Maybe this is a kitchen devise used to break ice cubes.

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Before the advent of ink hand-stamp technology, Viking discos used this to show guests had paid the cover charge.

All Your Base (chemistry) L

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Leather grabber for sure

I Heart Zombies…Large

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This is a tool used to fast tags to steer ears

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This is a tool that is used to stretch animal skin when it is put a dring rack to cure.
Holy Crap 60th Birthday tee ex large

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This is a tool use to separate sheep's wool after the sheep has been sheared it prepares the wool for the spinning wheel so it can be spon into yarn.
Holy Crap 60th Birthday tee shirt ex large

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That's a meat tenderizer.

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A Leg-puller.

Unpredictable swing voter Small, natural

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A sadomasochist's ear piercer.
What happens at grandma's blue L

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used to pull skin from an animal after is has been caught, and to further this, it was also used in the same way in the process of flaying as torture, except before hand it would have been heated to scalding temperatures

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Cow tongue puller/tastebud debrader

PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green

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Galileo Galilei Piercing tool. Who ever flinches first looses and must face the Auto-da-fé.

Be Driffty drift Riffty t-shirt.

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Take it from someone who grew up on a ranch, #28 pismonque is correct. Specific patterns used on ears instead of body.

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Oral cleaning tool for Baleen Whales originally manufactured Oral Baleen. Never really took off because whales in general have neither hands nor a reasonable concept of money.

Ironically, the company learned from their failures, changed their name to Oral-B and seems to be doing quite well in the human oral care business.

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A pre-Industrial Revolution saltine cracker press.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive XXL

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A Not So Passive Agressive Garlic Press

Everytime Someone Uses Facebook ... A Real Book Dies

Ash Grey, Medium

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Pre-Industrial Revolution Saltine Press.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive XXL

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This is part of the REAL MAN do-it-yourself circumcision kit.

T Shirt They used to laugh and call me names Gr, XL

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That is a salad shredder used by the REFORMED Cookie Monster, to show his disdain for having to give up his "precioussss."

Navy, large, womans, HIPPO POTTY MOUTH

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Crimping tool

pirate bear, xl, white

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It is a prop used in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." In the extended version of the scene when Lisbeth tortures Bjurman you can see her use it to inflict damage on his private parts. However, I don't think it was originally intended for that purpose.

Bloody Heart L

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Ear marking pliers for livestock.

pirate bear, white, xl

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A recheeser. Gives little squares of any cheap white cheese the appearance of swiss cheese on your hors d'ouevres tray. Can save you, like, pennies.

pirate bear, xl, white

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Or it could be an anti-liar tool. If your girlfriend was holding that, would you want to lie to her?

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It is a carpet puller.

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It's a chewing-gum tester of course.
Some clever students even use it to chew their gum discretly under the classroom table.

[Schroedinger’s Cat. M]

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The New Parents' Loaded Diaper Picker-Upper...the spikes place a firm grip the diaper, reducing the chance of spilling the contents. Clothes pin used to block the smell not pictured.

PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene Green

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Don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure I've seen Moe use it on Curly's nose in a Three Stooges short.

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The Prohibitionist's Can Piercer/Bottle Breaker - used by prohibitionists to drain booze recepticles held by drinkers. Also used as a self defense tool against said boozer when they became enraged.

PB & Jellyfish, L, Serene green

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Testicle squisher, mainly used for torture.

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Chicken head squisher...
Heart Attack, Medium, Black

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It is an ugli fruit press...any fruit you press in that is going to be uuuugli.

Something somewhere XXL

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It's one of a set used to put dots on dominoes.

Brainier than the average bear XXL natural

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Two words: Golfball Dimplelator

Neatorama Science size M

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Rejected dentist tool for Little Shop of Horrors.

Brainier than the average bear XXL natural

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It's for squirting lemon juice in life's (or anyone's) eye. Insert half, squeeze, shout "Give me lemons, will you?" then run away.

Skull and Crossbones, XL, Cardinal Red

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Two words: Golfball Dimplelator

Neatorama Science in M

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Canker Sore Remover

I Heart Zombies...medium.

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It's a garlic press!

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap! Size M

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Sorry, forgot to put my shirt selection. "Winter Is Coming" large black.

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It's for pulling wool. Untangles it to make string.

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It's from the "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition Dinner Accessory Set"... comes complete with "The Rack" nutcracker (shown), a nifty "Iron Maiden" bottle-opener, and a set of "Head Crusher" napkin-holders.

Vitruvian Geek XL

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Old- Fashioned ear piercing tool.

Hello, My Name is McLovin... size small

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It's a grip, used to grab and pull either cloth or leather. Can also be used to skin animals.

I Heart Zombies in 2XL.

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It is a ice crusher
Neatoramabot large red

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It's a hide skinning tool.

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Looks like the

Everlast The Claw Skinning Tool

I Love You For Your Brains! m Ladie's fit

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Meat Tenderizor

Everytime Someone Uses Facebook ... A Real Book Dies
XL

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This is a None sparking tool to be used around liquids that can explode or burn like cotton soaked explosive padding

Schroendinger Bet T Shirt Xl

Craig Clayton

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