The Only Real Choice For President Is A Puppet

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Let's face it, most Presidents end up being somebody's puppet soon after they're elected into office, so why don't we just elect a puppet outright?

Marvin E. Quasniki,'s candidate for President of these United States of America, seems like a great choice with a realistic American dream-lower your expectations, wallow in mediocrity, and be glad that your family members aren't running around hungry for brains!

Join Marvin, and his adorably lazy bulldog, for a good old fashioned fireside chat-for Freedom.

--via Nerdist

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