When you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself ... and James B. Summers of Madison, Wisconsin, wants his cheeseburger done exactly his way:

America’s diner is always open, but police say a 52-year-old man toting a briefcase and packing a stun gun took the slogan too far when he walked into a Denny’s restaurant, claimed to be the new manager and cooked himself a cheeseburger and fries.

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