Actor/comedian/statesman John Hodgman searched the Internet to find a video of Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes impersonating Mark Twain. He was rightfully appalled to find that no such video yet existed.
Hodgman held us, the people of the Internet, responsible for this grievous omission. But in his mercy, he has forgiven us and brought the video into being. Let us be thankful for Hodgman's work, and that of Dana Gould who girded the armor of Zaius in this video.
-via Nerd Bastards