Cat Breading



This is why the Internet exists. The long march of human progress has finally ended; we have reached our destination. Rest and rejoice in our accomplishments. Then:

1) Take a piece of bread
2) Cut a hole approximately 1 inch larger than your cat's head. This trips some people up. Remember: the bread has to fit around not just the cat's head, but it's ears, too.
3) Gently place the bread around your cat's head.
4) Take a picture & post it! We love Cat Breading!


Link -via Nerdcore

My girlfriend recently admitted that she was trying to bread the cats. She wasn't able to get them to sit still long enough. I ended up creating an app that let's her virtually bread the cats. It is now available on the App Store: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/breadit/id501778148?ls=1&mt=8

John, if you want I can provide promo codes for you and your readers.
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Neatonazis. I will have to remember that one.

May I remind everyone that Neatorama is not a government entity. The U.S. constitution says the government will not abridge free speech, but that's the government.

Neatorama is more like a big house where the homeowner invites all his friends in for a party. If you throw a fit and start a fight with another guest, the homeowner will tell you to behave, or throw you out if you don't heed the warning.

If you were thrown out of a private home for starting a fight, the police aren't going to listen to your free speech argument. You are free to say what you want on your own blog. In fact, you are free to contribute to the conversation here, but we have a rule against attacking other commenters. That's just the way it is.
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Rooboy: Nessa’s comment, although repugnant, was not directed at anyone specific, but rather to society in general. It was more of an acting-out comment, ergo more tolerable.

Exactly.
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Rooboy: Nessa's comment, although repugnant, was not directed at anyone specific, but rather to society in general. It was more of an acting-out comment, ergo more tolerable.

I'm not sure why you use the term "nazi" to talk about censorship. Nazis are better known for their propaganda, which included censorship, I'm sure, but it wasn't the cornerstone of their agenda.

With so many other people and regimes throughout history as censors, you have a wealth of examples to choose from. Who was the guy who painted the loin cloths on all the naked guys in the Sistine Chapel? Too obscure? Maybe refer to Bowdler, the dude who cleaned up Shakespeare.

Anyways, yeah, not sure how people decide, "I know, let's put crusts of bread around our cat's heads and post their pictures online".
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Cat Breading is lighthearted and incredibly funny. Especially if you live with a proud, moody fat cat. I'd rather laugh at a few cat pictures than sit in front of the tv anyday. The funniest tutorial yet -"Cat Breading"
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Nice Neatonazis' so Nessa can troll and tell the poster of this video to go and take a bottle of poison, but I post politely asking Nessa to follow her own advice first and I my post get removed.. nice....

real nice
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^^^^"Choolrins', choolrins'!!" ^^^^

Sorry, but my cat-breading website would include kitties in Shake n' Bake breading, some baked into loaves, others of cats kneading various pastry doughs.....Can you imagine part of your day devoted to the next hapless chat with a simple piece of pain framing their expressionless faces???
I can. It took all of .8 minutes to decide that perusing cats with breaded head frames was precious time unitized poorly!
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Your cat does not enjoy this nor find it funny. Just goes to show how stupid society has gotten, go swallow a bottle of poison if you're so damn bored.
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