Online Retailers and the Drunk Customer Market

A lot of good, horrifying stories begin with "I was drunk, so I got on the Internet..." and go downhill from there. Some people even shop online while sloshed:

“I have my account linked to my phone, so it’s really easy,” said Tiffany Whitten, of Dayton, Ohio, whose most recent tipsy purchase made on her smartphone — a phone cover — arrived from Amazon much to her surprise. “I was drunk and I bought it, and I forgot about it, and it showed up in the mail, and I was really excited.”


And online retailers have noticed:

At QVC, the television shopping channel, traffic and viewers rise around noon, then quiet down until after 7 p.m. Then items like cosmetics and accessories sell briskly. “Call them girl treats — they seem to attract a really strong following once you get past dinnertime,” said Doug Rose, senior vice president for multichannel programming and marketing for the company. “You can probably come to your own conclusion as to what’s motivating her.”

Still, the nighttime spike requires delicacy among retailers: for reasons of propriety, they do not want to be seen as encouraging drunken shopping, and many people who inadvertently buy products in that state would most likely return them at high rates. On the other hand, a happy customer can lead to higher sales.

“In a shopping context, alcohol would lift people’s moods and make them feel more relaxed,” said Nancy Puccinelli, an associate fellow at the Oxford’s Saïd Business School who studies consumer behavior. “If we see a product and we feel good, we will evaluate the product more positively.”


Link -via Marginal Revolution | Photo (unrelated) by Flickr user somegeekintn

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I used to suffer from insomnia and when infomercials were all that was shown at night I always found that things looked a lot more reasonable at 3am. "$800 for a home gym...bargain!", "$200 for a tool to slice, dice AND julienne - how have I lived without it until now!".
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Thanks to a Perfumania email received when coming home from a night at the pub I have enough cologne to last me a lifetime. And I rarely wear any of it.
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That Onion article was a treat. I had forgotten about it.

I have a personal rule: once I take a single sip of alcohol, I don't open my email, log into Neatorama or post comments anywhere. Doing anything online while intoxicated is too risky.
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Booze has helped me get some of my favorite things, including a Barony of Sealand, a cutethingsexploding t shirt and yes, some neatoshopping!
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The Onion figured this out a dozen years ago.

Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-with-complete-mamas-family-video-library-never,1592/
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