Amy Sheridan sells lovely but subversive embroidered items in her Etsy shop, including Kanye West Tweets, preserved for all time in framed embroidery. Her entire existing inventory sold quickly, and Sheridan issued a message about ordering one.
I'm currently accepting a limited number of orders for tweets (**not for the holidays**) - if it's sold out in the shop, but your life won't be complete without it (**not for the holidays**), send me a message and I would be happy to add you to my queue (**not for the holidays**)... queue is a funny word, isn't it? I mean, that last "ue" is kind of extraneous, isn't it? I guess the first one is, too, since it's pronounced "Q"... anyway, where was I? Oh, right, I'm a middle child and a people pleaser, and I really hate disappointing people, so basically, if you ask nicely, you'll probably end up with one (**not for the holidays**).
Oh, and in case I haven't mentioned it, there is absolutely no way I can guarantee that it will be there for the holidays.
Also, in case you're wondering, the tweets are $40 plus shipping (but the price is eleventy bajillion dollars if you ask for one for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Thanksgiving/Boxing Day)
You can still see pictures of the other Tweets already sold at her shop. Link -via Boing Boing