What Is It? game 203

I think it is a human powered hedge/bush trimmer...

When in close my eyes i can nearly hear half the time the „sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-chrg-- sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-chrg“ sound code when used...

I Find Your Lack of Mask Disturbing Navy L

mechanical hedge trimmer
T shirt M l

Craig Clayton

It is definitely a bush trimmer. For Manscaping. Popular in the 70s for controlling one's "undergrowth". Obviously, great care needed to be taken in using it. Many a 70s rock band ended up with a male soprano as a lead singer thanks to this device.

Request Denied - XL

manual hedge trimmers

a manual device for comb book binding

What? You've never seen a wookie toenail clipper before?

Bad Chewie (duh) XL

Hand operated hedge clippers from around the 1950s.

yeti comb

red bleeding heart xlarge

It's obvious... It's a toothpick for a pair of conjoined septuplets. Schodinger's cat T-Shirt of Spock Pon Farr T-Shirt XL.

pente fino!!

It's a Braille ruler.

Bring Me The Head of the Bombad General, XL

Adjustable woodworking guide to make dovetails assemblies?

That one is easy - it's a machine used for mass circumcisions.

Easy! It's a wringer for your shoelaces after you wash them.

I'm gonna guess it's a comb book binding device. Maybe.

Discombobulate, L, heather grey.

Trimmer used for harvesting spaghetti off of trees.

MMM...Pi, Ladies L, Serene Green

This one's got me. It's clearly not a hedge trimmer, it would be much less efficient than a normal pair of shears.

This is a keyboard adjuster for when the freaking spacebar sticks and won't come back up. Just slide the prongs in under the afflicted keys and slide the black handle, and up the come. I keep one on my desk at all times.

pink freud L

Old book binder.

What happens at Grandma's... L blue.

Dovetail jig for wood woorking

Funny accessory for the "How many fingers am I holding up" game.

Brainier than the average bear XXL natural

Its for putting a spiral notebook together

A manual paper shredder, the dudes at Office space killed that also......hence it's extinction.

women's med, navy, hippo potty mouth

It's a Couch Potato Tool. It can dislodge a couch potato from the most challenging vinyl furniture.

More Awsome Than a Double Rainbow
Woman's Medium preferred (or Men's small) in black.

It's for harvesting blueberries. Capitalist pig, small

It's a printer-blade. It is useful for printing out that essay that's due next class period AND killing zombies!

Bat-Van Goh Ladies Fit 2XL

it's a hand-operated trimmer -- for shag carpet.

Use Divorce, mens L

Hedge Trimmer.

Not a personal grooming device named after my uncle as suggested in the "Fine Young Mans Guide to Looking Groovy"

Your choice, mens XL

A Horse mane puller/cutter? Thats what it sorta looks like!

Anal Hair Strainer,
For when its wet after a shower.

T-shirt: Discombobulate - How Many Daleks Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Size: M

Thanks !!

Chuck Norris chest hair trimmer.

Comic skull and crossbones 2XL

Clearly, that's Donald Trump's comb-over comb. You don't think he uses a normal one, do you??

A paper hole-puncher

Save the Ales. Medium

this is an antique paper shredder, used circa 1890. the lever is pulled back and the paper is pushed under it. it is then pulled through the spikes underneath, shredding it into strips. It was based on a farm combine, feeding the paper into the blade, and shredding it, like a combine shreds separates the corm and stems
this was an inefficient system that might have taken several tries to get the paper actually shredded. this was a luxury item, as the poor and middle class then could often not even afford paper.
as the 1900's were hit the new hand cranked version of this device become a hit seller among the middle class and the upper class, because so many people bought this device that it became affordable.
Thomas Alva Edison invented the electric paper shredder, and the company that made these mechanical versions became bankrupt in 1921, and this device became obsolete.
this is one of only a few still around, and is probably worth a few hundred dollars if sold to a museum, would probably bring in the dough.
this was also the cause of many injuries to fingers as the sharp blade was left unguarded, and there were no plastic safety covers available, unless you wanted to buy a latex tree, which in order to get you would have to travel to the amazon rainforest

A terrible excuse for a Swiss army knife

Save the ales. Medium

Dovetail jig

Save the ales. Medium

Young Wolverine's training claws

MMM....Pi, Ladies L, Serene Green

an old timey GBC binding device

I saw this in my gran-pappy's bathroom. It's what he uses to trim his nose hairs.

Battle damage - 2XL

Kardasian Hedge trimmers?

A seed spacing planter so that plants can be planted evenly apart?

Love-Machine in 2XL

The world's worst-selling sex toy.

Adjustable dreadlock comb

Dude! That's Hulk Hogan's mustache trimmer!

-Slave to my cat. xl. black.

Mustache trimmer for beginners, also known as the number one discount item at the end of Movember.

Your Choice (preferably zombie related), Mens Medium

It's a multiple-person nipple piercing apparatus. Side note: also available in turquoise

Save the ales. Medium

Apparently not a protractor...they really need to start adding pictures to my daughter's school supply list

Save the ales. Medium

In Soviet Russia, dental retainer wears you

Save the ales. Medium

It's a pizza-slice dispenser for anorexics with OCD

Heart Deco S

it's a hand rake for the anal-retentive greenskeeper

paddle faster i hear banjos XL

This is a fish agitator. Farm bred sturgeon get so lazy they don't wave their tails and develop Narcolepsy and mislay their eggs. In the 60's my first job was to wag their tails for twenty minutes a day, 1,500 a day. I was paid in fish eggs, which were acceptable currancy in the small northwest town I lived in. It had no name that anyone could remember, but I ramble. Today, its done by machines that are remotely controlled by someone in Malaysia, who actually pay for the experience. I think the town(except the fish farm) closed last winter, the inhabitants either starving to death or moving.

Tools Make the man, Grey XL

It is some kind of sheep shearer thingy.

Dandelion whip

Save the ales medium

Mandoline slicer

Save the ales medium

It's the blade part of a mechanical plow. It makes the shallow grooves in soil after initial plowing for planting seeds.

When life gives you mold, make penicillin. Ladies fit, S, ash gray.