This urinal video game allows you to control a slalom skier via *ahem* your stream, as you try to reach the finish line before you're finished emptying your bladder. And while this might sound like fun after lifting a few pints, I can't imagine it's going to last long in the typical men's bathroom, what with all the graffiti artists and *ahem* wetness everywhere.
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I'm actually kind of jealous. I think it'd be fun even though I am really bad at slalom games. It's now #2 on my list of "Things I'd Do If I Had a Penis" (#1 is write my name in snow).
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I would really hate to be the person who has to service those machines.
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