Go directly to jail. Don't pass go, do not collect your "welcome home from jail party" party favors.
That's what happened when a welcome home party for a teen who got released from juvenile detention ended up in shooting and stabbings for 5 people at the party:
The congratulations-for-getting-out-of-juvenile-detention party occurred on the 500 block of Hess Street in Bethlehem Saturday night, police told the Morning Call.
Reports of gunshots in that area brought police to find two people with stab wounds from a huge brawl that erupted on the street during the party. Police brought the two wounded to St. Luke’s Hospital and later discovered that three more people were stabbed and had gone to the hospital on their own.
Good times! Link