Shakespeare Insult Kit - Neatorama

Thou pribbling fat-kidneyed maggot-pie! You make me sick! Get out of here!

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LOL, I don't know if she is the originator, but my 7th grade English teacher gave this to us in class, back in 1995.

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John, I think you just stole a couple hours of my life. Give them back, thou beslubbering dizzy-eyed foot-licker.

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Ha. We had an insult contest using this same list in my AP Lit. class in high school.

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Methinks this insolent, ill-considered affrontation overlooks the custom of gentility that also was much iterated by the Bard.

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At last one handy tool for expressing how you really feel. Printed out this matrix of the century (which?) and posted right before my eyes.

But use with care! Don't say somebody is lumpish if they are in fact goatish lol.

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Who does this guy think he is that he can just invent words? Egads some of those wordy things are still in common usage.

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This is very old...what would've been much better would be a random Shakesperean insult generator or an iPhone app!

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yep..made a javasript genraor som yeas back..

http://www.braybrook.org/javashak.htm

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You mewling, flap-mouthed canker-blossoms! This is also on Facebook. I use it to insult my churlish friends all the time.

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this reminds me of Tintin's sidekick, Capt'n. Haddock. He always had creative invectives to hurl when he was upset.

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