A Collection of Weird Culinary Gadgets

Life has some great slideshows and their collection of weird culinary gadgets is no exception. Take this weird spinning spaghetti fork for example. Can someone tell me why we don't have one of these in the Neatoshop?
Link
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Twirling-Spaghetti-Fork
The modern version is battery-operated instead of using a hand crank.