Liquify Your Dead Body – For The Earth!

By Phil Haney in Environment on Aug 25, 2011 at 11:38 am

While you may consider yourself a environmentalist while you are alive, have you considered being green while you are dead? People might make some great compost but one group is promoting the green way to go using a liquefying process called Resomation.

Instead of an urn or a casket, consider being buried in a bottle. In order to be properly buried, a person is generally embalmed and put in a casket. Not only does this take up wood and floor space, but embalming fluids leak back into the earth after a person has been buried, creating an environmental hazard. Cremation is just another fire putting carbon into the atmosphere (and if the person has be embalmed, it releases toxins as well). A study looking at the ecologically best way to go on to your final reward showed that resomation is the winner.

Resomation suspends the body (and sometimes the coffin) in a solution of water and alkali salts. An alkali is a basic solid known as an ‘ionic salt’. The best known one is lime, which breaks down organic solids. The process takes two to three hours. The body slowly dissolves into a powder, much the way it does during cremation. The liquid remaining is sterile, and is drained away, cleaned, and returned to the water cycle.

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  1. lucky
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 11:49 am

    so does this mean that every cemetery is a small superfund site?

  2. Vonskippy
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Everyone should just op for the wood-chipper solution.

    Or as the sea-faring crowd calls it – the “Done and Chum” solution.

  3. StaggerLee
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Just like the Fremen of Arrakis!! Awesome!

  4. cindo
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    I don’t understand why we don’t just put our bodies directly in the soil. Goddamn industrial revolution.

  5. nobody
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Meh, honestly… after I’m dead? Eff the planet.
    I won’t be here so I won’t give a drat about the mess I leave, and I don’t have kids or pets. so there. :)

  6. Prairie Dog
    Aug 25th, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    We could just have our bodies flung into active volcanoes, cremation via the earth.

    Plus it would appease the gods and keep our virgins safe.

  7. Mr. Awesome
    Aug 27th, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    This reminded me of an article about a guy that worked for the mexican mob that they called “The soup-maker” because his job was to get rid of bodies so he would put them into a 55 gallon drum full of lye and heat it over a propane stove. After he was done he would just pour them down the drain.

    They estimate he liquidifed 200-300 bodies.


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