NASCAR Prayer


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Pastor Joe Nelms offered this prayer before the Nascar Nationwide series race in Nashville last Saturday. Boogity boogity! -Thanks, Bill!


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Come on folks, lighten up! That was amazing. Did God say we are not allowed to have fun? This guy should get gigs doing this at ball games and such.
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Secretly the drivers were saying a different prayer:

Dear Lord, although I'm about to drive in a large oval at speeds around 150-200mph, please don't let me crash. I know you're bending the rules of physics and, well, common sense with this prayer. But after my Klan meeting tonight I've got tickets to a Jeff Foxworthy show and I'd hate to miss that.

aaayyyy-men.
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