Forget America's Got Talent! Don't bother with Britain's Got Talent. China's Got Talent - now that's where it's at.
Why, you say? Just take a look at this talented 68-year-old man whose talent involves bashing his own balls with a hammer:
The video, picked up by Shanghaiist, shows a menagerie of weird talents in this year's qualifying contest. The highlight, without doubt, is 68-year-old Zhou thwacking his nuts, first with a weight, then with a hammer.
Zhou claims he practices one of the Shaolin kung fu skills called "iron crotch gong" ..., but his act was immediately dismissed after judge Annie Yi screamed in horror.
According to CRI, "iron crotch gong," or simply "crotch gong," is indeed one of the 72 Shaolin skills. CCTV also reports that it is one of the basic drills Shaolin monks practice every morning.