China's Got Talent Contestant Whacked Own Balls With Hammer

Forget America's Got Talent! Don't bother with Britain's Got Talent. China's Got Talent - now that's where it's at.

Why, you say? Just take a look at this talented 68-year-old man whose talent involves bashing his own balls with a hammer:

The video, picked up by Shanghaiist, shows a menagerie of weird talents in this year's qualifying contest. The highlight, without doubt, is 68-year-old Zhou thwacking his nuts, first with a weight, then with a hammer.

Zhou claims he practices one of the Shaolin kung fu skills called "iron crotch gong" ..., but his act was immediately dismissed after judge Annie Yi screamed in horror.

According to CRI, "iron crotch gong," or simply "crotch gong," is indeed one of the 72 Shaolin skills. CCTV also reports that it is one of the basic drills Shaolin monks practice every morning.

Link | The video in question - jump to 00:25 to see the "performance" (men, you've been warned)


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I'll bet he can retract his testicles into his pelvis via his inguinal canal, so that he winds up just hitting his pelvic bones with the objects - less impressive by a log power than hitting the testes.
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Pfft, Bob Flanagan "Supermasochist" used to do this for fun. He wasn't happy unless there was a nine inch nail stapling his testacles to a table. Here is the documentary about him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SICK:_The_Life_%26_Death_of_Bob_Flanagan,_Supermasochist
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