Deer Tongs - $14.95
Do you have trouble proving to your friends that you are sophisticated, yet macho and outdoorsy? You need the Deer Tongs from the NeatoShop. Can't you just picture the look on your friends' faces as your serve them snacks and hunks of meat with this baby! They will be in awe of your bravado! Remember, only the manliest of men can handle the Deer Tongs!
Are you looking to add a little extra fierceness? Be sure to wear a Bear Hat while using the tongs.
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