Your Beards Are Invalid
Neatorama has featured lots of very strange beards in the past, but this... this I've never seen. The audience at the 1991 Beard and Moustache Championship in Tacoma, WA, had a double-rainbow moment when competitor Dean Beacon revealed his entry for the Freestyle Beard portion of the contest. I think commenter moosewomb says it best: "You would never be sad with a beard like that. You would? wake up every day and think 'Yes. My beard is incredible.'"
via reddit
