Have two minutes? Then you have time to check out author Paul Jury's video that will surely anger everyone in the U.S. (Nah, it's all in good fun.) Don't have two minutes but still want to see what witty one-liner he assigned to your state? Check out the transcript.
A couple of my favorites:
Nebraska: "Footballs, drawls and overalls."
Rhode Island: "No, seriously! We're a state!"
Wisconsin: "It's too cold to be sober."
Link via the Huffington Post