Inspired by Lady Gaga's meat dress, fashion and textile students at Bath Spa University created fashions using 1000 pounds of Pilgrims Choice Vintage, Extra Mature and Red Leicester cheeses. These heat-molded, sculpted designs come with "Jimmy Cheese" shoes made from stale cheese sandwiches and a block of West County cheddar. No thanks, I prefer to keep my stinky cheese on the table and not on my feet. These dairy clever creations will be exhibited at the Royal Bath and West Show, at Shepton Mallet, Somerset, from tomorrow until Saturday.
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Perhaps this is naive, but I am saddened nonetheless.
That's ok. The mice will eat the cheese, and then poor people will eat the mice.
So it will work out splendidly.