What’s Inside The Box: Thor

By Alex in Film on Apr 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Howdy, Neatoramanauts – it’s your lucky day! A mysterious box Thor Box showed up at the NeatoPlex last week. What’s inside the box? Well, we don’t know! Here’s where you come in.

Let’s play a game of What’s Inside The Box (like we did a while ago with Iron Man 2). Contest rules are simple:

Enter your guess in the comment below
1. One Thor item you think is in the box.
2. Head on over to the NeatoShop and take a look at our wide selection of Funny T-Shirts. Pick one that you’d like (please include size and color).

One entry per comment, please. If you don’t enter both, you forfeit the prize, mmkay? First person to guess the content of the Thor Box correctly wins whatever’s inside. Two more people – picked at random – will win the T-shirts they selected. You can enter as many comments as you’d like.

Got that? Good luck!


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  1. lonewolfe13
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    I hope it’s a thor plushie. Possibly free tickets to see the flick too?

    Look out shroedingers cat – lrg blk

    Thx

  2. cameron
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Probably contains my Halloween costume – Thor’s armor and hammer complete with sound effects.

    May the Fork be With You – Med Royal

    Thanks guys!

  3. SamDB
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    War hammer, stickers, and comics?

    THesuarus, ashgrey, women’s fit medium.

  4. Renee
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    There will be a Mjolnir of some sort – a keychain perhaps.

    A piece of Thor’s armor maybe.

    The Last Cookie – Kelly Green – 2XL

  5. Klyde
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Hmmmmm….I’m guessing a costume, sword, action figure, and comic book in the box :D .

    T-Shirt- “Circle of Trust” (Medium)

    THANKS :D

  6. Klyde
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Oh sorry….forgot one more thing, a HELMET :P

  7. crisplinen
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    photos from the movie, action figure, an urn or cup that has some thor stuff on it, possibly a thor hammer.

  8. TonyC
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I think it’s the Hammer of Thor with misc papers about the movie.

    Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult – 3x

  9. sanderson81
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    ACTION FIGURE! + comics.
    Squee!
    T-shirt = I Blame Hipsters

  10. crisplinen
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Mmm pie Medium black

  11. TheBurke
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    An assortment of Thor toys: action figures and role playing items.

    The Last Cookie – L

  12. Romiress
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    Replica Thor Hammer and a comic book of the movie.

    Schrodinger’s Cat, women’s medium.

  13. bsfema
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    1. Thor’s Hammer
    2. Wizard of Oz, The Short Version: 2XL, Dark Grey

  14. Crash171
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    My guess is that it is an action figure or Thor and Heimdall with a stand.

    Schroedinger’s Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
    Large! Green (any color green) or brown!

  15. Crash171
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    OORR same think but with Loki…so:

    My guess is that it is an action figure or Thor and Loki with a stand.

    Schroedinger’s Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
    Large! Green (any color green) or brown!

  16. Crash171
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    OORR I’m completely wrong. Is that a guess? if so…

    Schroedinger’s Cat, Large, Green or Brown

  17. tubacca123
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Im betting a desktop model of Thor’s Hammer in rock and promotional materials.

    ROFLCOPTER pilot-2xl

  18. tubacca123
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Scale model of Thor’s Helmet,
    Bad Chewie 2XL (doesnt matter what color)

  19. wvpv
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    1. I think it’s a Thor Hammer made out of the same material as those cool Hulk hands.
    2. I like the http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bad-Chewie shirt. XL, white.

  20. amanderpanderer
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    A copy of Zeppelin II and a helmet :)

    Paddle Faster, 2x

  21. Ryan S
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Yea my first thought was Thor’s hammer in nerf obviously! But since I’m slow to respond to these things – my whole life is off-set from the norm – I’ll go with a Thor mousepad (likely produced by 3M).

    I’m not a schizophrenic, neither am I (L Black)

  22. burninglily
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Thor’s Hammer

    Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med.

  23. burninglily
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Tickets to the show and Thor’s helmet.

    Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med.

  24. burninglily
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Thor action figure

    Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med

  25. burninglily
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Thor Costume complete with body armor and red cape plus his hammer.

    Wizard of Oz Short Version Size Med

  26. Vinzc
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Of course a replica of thor’s hammer, a comics, an action figure and some pressbook portfolio.

    Schroedinger’s cat L and in chocolate color.

  27. iamnumberjuan
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Thor helmet

    Unicorn Poop large

  28. iago
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Don’t open that box. It contains the icy cold of Niflheim.

    If I only had some brains

    2xl black

  29. Schroedinger
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    it’s either the Hammer of Mjolnir or it’s not… it’s impossible for me to tell.

    Clever/Stupid XL military green

  30. Francene
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    A keychain light that projects and image of Thor from the movie, a small sword, a hammer

    Elizabethan Homies, xxl

  31. merkuti01
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    It’s the sticky, bludgeoned corpse of Jormangand, the world serpent, killed by Thor at Ragnarok. I just can’t see the big ol’ thunder god walking away from that fight without a trophy for the wall, which he has now donated to promote his new film. Which all goes to show you that, for the gods of Asgard, good PR trumps bragging rights any day!

  32. tcchuang
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Hammer of Mjolnir (replica?), and a Thor action figure/plushie, thor artbook?

    Bug or Feature? Medium ash grey

  33. ladybuggs
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Art set with crayons, pencils, markers, and coloring pages of the characters.

    Love Machine, Black, large

  34. ladybuggs
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Thor Beach Towel

    Love Machine, Black, Large

  35. Klyde
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    OHHH FORGOT COLOR >..<

  36. Mindy
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    A replica of Thor’s Hammer and a press kit.

    Zombie – Eat Flesh ladies fitted T, Large, Black.

  37. Lea
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    1. Thor’s Hammer
    2. Protected by Ninja Kitty, M, Ash Grey

  38. Lea
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    1. Thor’s Helmet
    2. Protected by Ninja Kitty, M, Ash Grey

  39. Lea
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    1. Complete Set of Thor Comics(V.1, 2, and 3 compilations of issues from 1966 to present)
    2. Unicorn Poop, M, Navy

  40. ladygodiva3
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    1. Thor’s Hammer
    2. Unicorn poop, tshirt, 2xl, serene green

  41. Lunachique
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    I think it is a toy Mjolnir that makes thunder noises and shoots projectile lightning darts. I would love this ROFLCopter Pilot shirt. http://www.neatoshop.com/product/ROFLCOPTER-Pilot

  42. Jayson
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Shield Badge

    I Heart 8 Bit – Large

  43. Christina Jackman
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Thor’s Lightning Hammer and Thor underwear!

    Love Machine XL

  44. Christina Jackman
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    Thor’s Hammer and Thor underwear!

  45. Aaron Pearson
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Thor’s helmet for sure!

  46. AnimeBunny
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    1. A scaled down replica of Thor’s hammer
    2. Bunny love <3 L/Pink

  47. ZomBee
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Gotta be the hammer. please Hammer dont hurt them.
    or a big tube of BenGay (tho you are not tho thor anymore)

    Terminator Blue:Black Large

    too little sleep in too long of time.

  48. Sam Humenik
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    There’s gotta be a hammer. And a helmet. Hopefully, a black t-shirt with blue circles on it, too.

    If I win, I want the “Behind every great man …rolling her eyes” t-shirt. Size L, dark blue or navy.

    Thanks.

  49. Kairi
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    IS IT A THOR HAMMER, SWORD, AND ACTION FIGURE?
    Bunny love L Pink

  50. Allen
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    hammer and helmet

    i like the ‘money is the root of all evil’ shirt
    medium, green

  51. iago
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Fenris wolf head mounted like a jack-in-the box

    If I only had brains
    2xl black

  52. Tundra
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    I think there will be Thor’s Hammer, cape, gauntlets , and boot covers for Cosplay. I think there will be 3 comics, a bunch of movie picture postcards. Also 3-5 action figures.
    “Protected by Ninja Kitty” L Ash Grey

  53. sirdooder
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    Adventures in Babysitting on VHS.

    Gnomero Uno, L, Natural

  54. Christine
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    A camera of some sorts.

  55. Christine
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    A camera of some sorts, maybe a sticker?

    More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow
    Size: Ladies fit large
    Color: Navy

  56. tweedc4
    Apr 25th, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    A pen that lights up with the power of lightning!
    “That’s How I Roll” t-shirt in chocolate XL

  57. Sasquatch
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 12:37 am

    Thor headphones
    Big Wiener grey 2xl

  58. scottdaris
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 12:49 am

    Thor’s thong. Thize thirty-three, thister.

  59. DocBrown
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:18 am

    1. I’m gonna think big and say a laptop!
    2. Happy Face (medium)

  60. DocBrown
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    1. A Thor Hoodie
    2. Smiley Face (medium)

  61. DocBrown
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    1. Thor trading cards
    2. Smiley Face (medium)

  62. DocBrown
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:20 am

    1. Bust of Thor
    2. Smiley Face (medium)

  63. analogmonster
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:15 am

    Its got a helmet, odin action figure, loki action figure, thor action figure, a hammer, maybe poster?.
    Math Puns are the First Sine of Madness

  64. Merdenoms
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 7:19 am

    A Thor action figure, hammer, graphic novel based on the movie and probably some movie still. May the fork be with you. Med black

  65. Duncan
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Thor’s hammer… WITH cool smashing sound effects!!

  66. uptonty
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Packs of Thor Marvel studios/upper deck movie trading cards

    more awesome than a double rainbow – medium

  67. Aaron
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:45 am

    Thor’s mighty hammer of course.
    Friend/Enemy XL, Black

  68. Judy B
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:49 am

    One ticket to Valhalla courtesy of Thor’s hammer to your head.

    Type Bike XL

  70. stuntdog63
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    A collection of concept art from the movie, most likely in a book or two.

    I’m fond of Blackbeard’s Grog ‘N Ale, medium.

    Thanks for the opportunity guys!

  71. stuntdog63
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I also have to think that there’s a “guide to Asgard” in there. It is a promotional item after all.

    Blackbeard’s Grog ‘N Ale, M

  72. ghost3x
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Thor Bobble Head

    Friend/Enemy XL/Black

  73. iago
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Baldur,Hogun,Fandral and Volstag action figures

    if I only had brains, 2xl black

  74. KPAKEH
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Set of dumbbells?

  75. smo928
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Inside the Thor Box is a Thor Trivial Pursuit Game.

  76. Erica
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    A press release.

    Celtic knot shamrock, men’s XL

  77. Niall
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    1: Plastic Thor Hammer
    2: Dark Side of the Moon, Large

  78. Justin Buchanan
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    My first guess:

    Foam/Nerf hammer.

    Talk Nerdy To Me (L)

  79. Justin Buchanan
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    Guess #2

    Thor 3d glasses

    Talk Nerdy To Me (L)

  80. Blitzanger
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    I bet the box contains Thor themed merchandise, most notably a small Thor poster as well as a shirt.

    Ladies’ Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt, if you please!

  81. Blitzanger
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Alternatively, it may contain Thor comics, or a copy of the new Thor video game. An art book is also likely :)

    Ladies’ Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt in as small as it comes! Forgot to mention size in my previous comment.

  82. Blitzanger
    Apr 26th, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Oh heavens, the ads in the corner keep giving me ideas! It may be a Thor water bottle or mug! That would be highly exciting. Ah, forgot to read, it says one item per guess? That’s no fun!

    Ladies’ Grey Roflcopter pilot shirt in as small as it comes!

  83. iago
    Apr 27th, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Ith there cheethe inside the Thor box ?

    If I only had brains 2xl black

  84. Alex
    Apr 29th, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Contest closed.

    Thor swag winners: cameron, Klyde, sanderson81, TheBurke, tubacca123
    Funny T-Shirt winners: Sasquatch, Blitzanger

    Congrats, guys!


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