Seattle School Renames Easter Eggs as "Spring Spheres"

Poor Easter Bunny! Seattle public school is renaming Easter eggs "Spring Spheres." The story broke on Dori Monson Show on the radio:
Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio's Dori Monson Show that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school, which she would like to remain nameless.

"At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that," Jessica said.

She was concerned how the teacher might react to the eggs after of a meeting earlier in the week where she learned about "their abstract behavior rules."

"I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay," Jessica explained. "She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat 'spring spheres.' I couldn't call them Easter eggs."

The School District said that it was done to comply with their "Religion and Religious Accommodation" policy, where "no religious belief or non-belief should be promoted by the School District or its employees, and none should be disparaged." (Update 4/19/11 - The School District didn't say it was done to comply with their policy. That was my mistake - they did put a statement pointing to their Religion and Religious Accommodation policy - Thanks Joe Mondo!).

A+ for political correctness, but what grade do you think the school should get for common sense? Link

Correction please.

The School District in fact did NOT say "it was done to comply with their 'Religion and Religious Accommodation' policy".

The School District said - in the very story Neatorama linked to - that it couldn't verify the story.

In fact no one has been able to verify the story.
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Fake story is fake. The daily Wh.at had an in-depth article about the fakeness. Geeze Neatorama... go back to snagging your content from monthly magazines or something.
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The article on TheDailyWh.at (a very neat site, btw) questioned why there's no secondary sourcing of the initial report (which was linked here).

The School District didn't confirm that the incident happen, and didn't deny it either. In fact, its spokeperson Teresa Wippel said:

“The truth is that we don’t know that it actually happened,” she said.

“It wasn’t like it violated any policy, (but) we have so many other issues here this frankly isn’t at the top of the list.”

Wippel said she is not surprised by how many bloggers and media websites have picked up the story.

“Whenever you talk about religion it raises people’s concern. It’s a hot-button issue for many folks.”


So, fake story? You be the judge - but consider these:

Port of Seattle's Renaming of Christmas Tree as "Peace and Harmony Fir"

and

Seattle Parks holding an Easter-less "Spring Egg Hunt."
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Really? You're gonna dig in an hunker down on 'well, they didn't deny it'? Tom Cruise has never denied that he's been carrying on a torrid affair with a monkey from Peru either (and that's been happening for the last three years!), so it's probably true, you be the judge!
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meh...as a buddhist i can't say i care particularly if you use the term "easter" for something that has always been called that...not like i gotta pray to the thing
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I guess we better change the names of some of our weekdays that are named after Nordic gods. A lot of folks already refer to Wednesday as "Hump Day" although I can't really see that on our calendars.
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Tthe primary sources mentioned in this story link to mynorthwest.com and the Dori Monson show, both of which are products of Bonneville International. Bonneville International is a media company wholly owned by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints—not normally known for their journalistic impartiality.
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Why wouldn't I believe Jessica (no last name) who said a teacher (nameless) did this at some school (unnamed). I mean she only called into a rabid right wing the talk radio guy who believes Obama wasn't born in the US, democrats are socialists devoted to destroying America and homosexuals are in bed (literally) with islamofaciasts to institute sharia in the US?
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Seriously? Don't let facts or evidence get in the way of a good political correctness bogeyman story.

Alex back with another of his Conservativorama posts...
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Seems like no harm was done. The kids still got to have the eggs. The ones that are really into the religious significance of Christian Easter weren't hurt by the eggs being called something else (and the REALLY fundamental Christian kids probably don't mind the pagan influenced tradition not being associated with their holiday anyhow) and the ones that didn't know/care about/desire the religious connection weren't hurt either. Every kid got to eat them. The mom got to have fun handing them out. The school avoided a sticky situation. Everyone wins.
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And as far as tools of spreading religion, just passing candy filled plastic eggs to school kids near Easter would be a pretty lame one anyway. It would only ever so barely be promoting religion if they were called Easter eggs.
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My girlfriend and I recognized they were not spheres. We thought globule would be a better word.

There is a week-day naming convention that is simply numerical. 1st (sunday), 2nd (Monday) up to saturday and then it's the Sabbath! Oh well, it could just be the 7th. This system is in use in Portugal I believe. It was actually made up to get rid of the pagan-based week-day names.
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