Obey!

By John Farrier in Blogs & Internet, Society & Culture on Apr 15, 2011 at 4:35 pm

This gem comes courtesy of redditor ultimobranchialbody. Adherence is mandatory.

Link via Geekosystem


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  1. Muzition
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Brilliant!

  2. Stephen Mark
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Resistance is futile.

  3. cynubie
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I don’t love flimsy hardware, which why I’ll invest alittle more and get GOOD hardware, damn cults!

  4. ragazzambulante
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Sounds like my students got this memo months ago… and are fully compliant.

  5. vonskippy
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Whew, if it wasn’t for my most excellent smart phone, I might have missed this post.

  6. Frau
    Apr 15th, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    This appeared on Passive Agressive Notes the other day.

  7. giltwist
    Apr 16th, 2011 at 7:13 am

    Friend Computer says, happiness is mandatory!

  8. RyanS
    Apr 17th, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    The word “worship” could be interpreted to mean; to give heightened importance to, or grant a sense of worth to. As in the Old english usage, c/o etymonline.org: O.E. worðscip, wurðscip (Anglian), weorðscipe (W.Saxon) “condition of being worthy, honor, renown,” from weorð “worthy” (see worth) + -scipe (see -ship).

    In that sense, attending to ones cell phone as if it held importance, or through some adoration or honoring, could be synonymous with worship.

  9. Jeff Jones
    Apr 18th, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Original source – words: Melody Sumner Carnahan
    design/illustration: Michael Sumner

    http://www.burningbooks.org/posters-by-burning-books/6-burning-books-p osters/detail/146-all-citizens-must.html

  10. Skinnydaddy
    Apr 18th, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Not funny or clever. Same BS technophobe crap every other person on the planet has commented about or whatever.
    Just because people have different interests than you or do things you do not like, understand or want to do. Does not give you the right to complain, be sarcastic or an asshole.
    It is because of the three things stated above that these people would rather deal with an object than you.
    Get over it. Christ, I’m amazed that you did not add “Insert Name of electronic device” are evil. Or that real books or better than ebooks…
    Time moves on. Ether keep up or get the hell out of the way.

  11. Ryan S
    Apr 18th, 2011 at 11:59 am

    “Ether keep up or get the hell out of the way.”

    What I don’t understand is; Where are you going?

    I’m pretty sure none of us leave this rock and at the end of our 80 we return to the dirt. Sans cell phone. Sans teeth. Sans everything.

    Everyday it’s the battle with the Self, few are victorious
    Many fall victim of wanting to be vanglorious
    The Evil of Self is what drives you into destruction
    Kids caught up in crack, calling full of curruption
    The youth need encouragement, Evil of Self
    Don’t wanna hear about self-evalutaion or development
    Fall victim of the negative, extravagant and competitive
    And all kinds of irrelevance, we blame it on environment
    The Evil of Self, causing destruction on his family
    Jealousy and greed are poison in places of society
    The Evil of Self, the justification for foolishness
    It’s sad, any form of ignorance, we grew immune to it
    The Evil of Self, don’t wanna hear constructive criticism
    People get a sense of arrogence when something’s given to ‘em
    Surrounded by Devil’s, I find myself preforming Exorcisms
    World’s got us going in circles, chasing materialism
    The Evil of Self, is what plunges you into error

    More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/evil_of_self_lyrics_onebelo.html
    All about Onebelo: http://www.musictory.com/music/Onebelo


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