Nicolas Cage sure has starred in a lot of movies, playing wildly different characters (with wildly different hairstyles). To help you figure out how to characterize Cage's roles, The Shiznit has created this nifty graph. Behold, The Nicolas Cage Matrix - via Metafilter
National Treasure as rubbish/mental? Say it ain't so! I'm pretty sure it's an accurate historical tale.
what?! vampire's kiss was the best thing he ever did!
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