It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his Museum of Possibilities posts. What should we name this one? The commenters suggesting the funniest and wittiest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Get creative and leave an entry in the comments.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Good luck!
Update: The first-place name selected was Yawn-mower, from kfd90. Second place went to chaise-lawn from Norris. Neither winner selected a t-shirt, which hints that maybe you guys enjoy playing these games with or without a prize!
How about the "Lawn-ger"?
Arrrrrrginine t-shirt for the win!
(I don't want anything; I'm just trying to spoil things for everyone else.)
a cross of lounge and lawn-boy.
Thesaurus t-shirt...L
Paddle Faster - I Hear Banjo Music
equalizer dancers - medium
FLyng Monkeys 2x
equalizer dancers - medium
Statisticians XL
Moose Likely to Succeed Serene Green, Large
Evolution of Gamers
Serene Green XL
paddle faster i hear banjos- XL
Alien Love Ray XL
carbon footprint, nat, xl
I'm not cynical . . . XL
carbon footprint, natural, xl
carbon footprint, natural, xl
Mmmm...Pi XL
Come to the dark side . . . (Large Black)
Come to the dark side . . . (Large Black)
love lifts all things medium
Pink Freud
Large
Pink Freud
Large
Love Thy Father, XL
carbon footprint, nat, xl
Paddle Faster, I hear banjos -XL
Moose Likely to Succees, Serene Green, Large
Pink Freud
Large