Burglar Has No Luck

The young man broke into the shop, in the Melbourne suburb of Frankston, through a skylight and landed in a locked store room.
So he tried stacking up a number of containers on top of each other to try and climb out.
But they toppled over, throwing him to the floor.
Then he tried to climb shelves to get out, and they collapsed under him.
He fell to the floor several times, and ended up with a number of cuts and bruises.
When the hapless intruder discovered the security camera, he tried to cover it, but too late: his various falls were caught on camera. He eventually escaped, but when his face was publicized, he turned himself in. Link (with video) -via Arbroath
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Oh Frankston, the Florida of Melbourne.
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It may originally have been "schemes", but common usage has it as "plans". So Miss C has it right when she says "You know what they say", because that's what most people say.
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He will probably try to sue the bakery, if they post the footage of his stupidity to the Internet.
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Thank you, Muzition.
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