(Video link)This is the craziest mouth action you're likely to see outside of a Rolling Stones album cover. Dinesh "Maximouth" Upadhyaya opens wide, says "ah," and crams 92 huge pencil into his mouth.
There's a it of a preamble at first, and you might think that Mr. Upadhyaya has a very thick accent. While that may or may not be the case, it's clear that the guy's mouth defies all standards of human anatomy as we know them, so it's possible he is just speaking the loose-lipped patois of a man whose mouth stretches several feet like it's no big thing.
Seriously, it's quite a sight. Watch this mouth, and tell me you don't think Dinesh qualifies for membership in the X-Men. Well, they don't exist, but he does hold the Universal Record Database record for most pencils fit in mouth at once, yet another achievement to add to his many other URDB honors.