Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income."
But here's where the story goes from funny to sad.
Turks is seeking a restraining order against Combs, saying he, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, RadarOnline reports.
She alleges that she was abused from 2001 to 2010, and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
The allegations get even crazier from there, with Turks accusing Diddy of date rape and saying that he, Porter and others raped her children.
She also believes that Diddy has a casino chip of hers that's worth "100 zillions of dollars."
Link -via Radar Online