The Typical Vegan is 30 Feet Tall and Radiates Anti-Gravitons



If you think that vegans are just people who avoid animal products, you have a rather incomplete understanding of a complex people with a unique history, culture, and physiology. Did you know that they have horns on their heads from which they emit anti-gravitons? It's true, as this page from the Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe attests.

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Actually I found out that the vegans are right. Meat and dairy and eggs ARE cruel. I watched a movie called Earthlings for free online. It was eye opening for me. The vegans are right, and it's a good thing they are a peacefull race.
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