Name That Weird Invention!



It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his Museum of Possibilities posts. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenters suggesting the funniest and wittiest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Let your imagination run wild, and good luck!

Update: ladybuggs wins a t-shirt for coming up with the name "the Toothsayer"! Also tripleX had the second place winning name with "ayePad", but didn't specify a shirt. Honorable mentions to Andrew X for "Den-Tell" and to Trevor for "DenTell Plaque."

The Wonder Writer

Because it would be a wonder and wonderful to actually communicate with the dentist at such a time.

However, what I usually want to say is that I completely disagree with his politics and he should keep his stupid opinions to himself. I'm sure I would not say that while sharp objects are in my mouth.

http://cherylbycheryl.blogspot.com
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I don't have a name for it, but having been to the dentist recently, I've thought that something like this would be a brilliant thing for dentists to have available.
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The AmbiguDent 9000

Now with indistinguishable color coding! Our similarly-colored buttons, arranged horizontally yet displayed vertically, will keep you and your dentist guessing every time!

Bat-Van Gogh
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The spitmaster 2000

Yeah, I know it really doesn't describe the product all that well but come on, is there a cooler name then "the spitmaster 2000"? I don't think so.
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