Name That Weird Invention!



It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Have fun, and good luck!

Update: Congratulations to Madam Atom, who named the boots Ankle Biters, and Carolyn Bahm, who called them Moc Martens. Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!

Y'know;

My python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night;
A week went by, now it's July, I finally got it off and my girlfriend cried, "You got stinkfoot darlin'!"

"Your stinkfoot, put the hurt on my nose-
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?"
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