Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of wacky inventions in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts, but something's missing from his strange gadgets: names. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop.
Update: We couldn't decide between two great entries, so a first place tie was declared. Mike Struthers suggested Parkaderm, and scarab suggested Pachytherms. Both are awesome!
So you can sniff before unleashing upleasantness upon those around you.
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Ok so there is an entry and I know it is only the 3rd but I have to say "The Parkaderm" is the winner.
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**I have to agreee parkaderm is really good!
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(That may be too far a stretch, but I'll go anywhere for a pun)
Thanks, Killer Bee and noah!
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I like Pachytherms too much to submit an idea.
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How about:
"Snuffle-up-a-gas?"
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